what's under your bed?

I discovered the following stuff under the bed of someone I know very well (who gave me permission to share this on a blog) ....

• Fruit bowl on a stand
• Ice cream container with objects for hand exercises
• Plates
• Plastic cutlery
• Packet of candles
• Mosquito net
• Tin of mushrooms
• Rusty tin of beetroot (not pictured because I chucked it out)
• Carton of miscellaneous food and serviettes
• Fruit drink boxes
• Bottle of soy sauce in an icecream container
• Paper cups in a box
• Packets of hair colouring
• More paper plates and cutlery
• Ole Lade's old pressure cooker (which was put outside for the garbage collection, and has mysteriously re-appeared under this particular bed)
• Balloons
• Magazines and music
• Videos
• DVDs
• All the above are in crackly plastic bags, ready for the time of trouble!

All I can say is, lucky this person only has a single bed, otherwise who knows what else might be lurking under there!


Can you guess who's bed this is?


What's under your bed?